‘Would you two get a room?’

HOLLYWOOD – God bless America, and how’s everybody?

The Christmas holiday forces Congress to take a two-week break and return home to face the voters while President Trump tries to regroup in Florida. It’s a nice break for everyone after last week’s bitter House action. Two presidents have now been impeached for humiliating Hillary Clinton.

Nancy Pelosi refused to file impeachment charges the day after House Democrats impeached the president. It blocked the will of the House. Only President Trump could get impeached for obstruction of Congress and yet have Democrats so crazy that the next day Pelosi obstructs Congress.

Nancy Pelosi flew home to San Francisco, refusing to take questions about her impeachment actions. One day Nancy impeached Trump, the next day, Nancy refused to file charges against Trump, then the day after that Nancy invited Trump to address Congress. Would you two get a room?

Senate Judiciary Chairman Lindsay Graham told Fox News on Thursday President Trump was boiling mad over impeachment. He needs a break. That night President Trump took his family to a holiday ballet to help get his mind off Nancy Pelosi, but wouldn’t you know, it was The Nutcracker.

President Trump flew to Palm Beach Friday to spend Christmas at his Trump National Golf Club at Mar a Lago. He always keeps one eye on the family brand. If Trump were Caesar, dying of stab wounds on the floor of the Roman Senate, he’d have asked Brutus to name a casino after him.

President Trump signed the trillion dollar spending bill Friday that will fund the military, add four hundred miles of border wall, and raise the cigarette purchase age to 21. Also the bill launches the Space Force and it won’t cost the taxpayers a cent. Trump got the Klingons to pay for it.

The White House noted the number of U.S. troops that are coming home from the Middle East and Afghanistan in time for Christmas. Critics have to give the president one thing. Trump is the only president in our lifetime who has not started a war, unless you count the women of The View.

Mike Bloomberg spent $24 million on You Tube and Facebook ads this month including a two million dollar You Tube banner Thursday. Mike was absent Thursday from the party’s debate stage. He was too busy sitting on kids’ shelves and scaring them into using paper straws.

Elizabeth Warren told the Democratic presidential debate audience Tuesday she would allow male prisoners who decide that they are women to serve out their prison terms in women’s prisons. Gender is like the Twin Towers. There used to be two of them, but now it’s a really sensitive subject.

The U.S. Census Bureau reported that a record nine hundred thousand people moved out of California to other states in the past year. It’s no secret why. Californians are so overtaxed and overregulated that the only two things that are legal are smoking marijuana and living here illegally.

Swedish sixteen-year-old climate warrior Greta Thunberg told the Madrid Climate Conference the leaders of Western nations should be lined up against the wall. How sweet. Anybody who feels badly about ruining the environment for the next generation hasn’t spent a lot of time with teenagers.