Mark Cuban said he may run for president in the future and that none of the Democrats can beat Trump. Cuban called their proposals headline porn. Just when Democrats thought the worst that could happen is six more years of Trump, eight more years of the same thing suddenly seems possible.
The White House labeled Iran’s Revolutionary Guard a terrorist group two weeks ago. It only prompted Iran’s government to label all U.S. forces in the region a terrorist group. It makes you want to pat both sides on the head like little boys and say there, there, you can BOTH be the terrorist group.
President Trump’s former personal lawyer Michael Cohen was whisked to upstate New York in a prison van last week where he’ll begin serving his two years. The attorney will be an inmate inside one of those minimum-security country club-type prisons. They only make vanity license plates.
Democratic presidential candidate fanned out on cable TV to try to catch up with Biden in the polls last week. They can’t be proud. Elizabeth Warren turned down an offer by Fox News to allow her to hold a town hall meeting even though they offered her $24 in beads and trinkets.
The Los Angeles Times says several cities are in rehearsal to commemorate the 75th anniversary of D-Day in Normandy. It’s not easy to simulate. This morning, U.S. Marines staged a mock landing on Long Beach, California only to be driven back to Catalina Island by Crip gunfire.
Denver voters went to the poll and legalized psychedelic mushrooms in the Mile High City two years after they legalized marijuana. As a party animal Baby Boomer with long-term sobriety I can see this coming—they’re going to legalize cocaine on the day I die. Until then, it’s just too soon.
The Washington Star reported a 900 pound Virginia man faces cocaine charge and he plans to tell the judge that cocaine is part of his weight loss program. For the cavity search they had to bring in a coal miner from West Virginia. The coal miner came out alright, but the canary died.