Sarah Palin did a stand-up routine
HOLLYWOOD--God bless America, and how’s everybody?
US Airways captain Sully Sullenberger retired last week, a
year after landing his airliner safely on the Hudson River. He
said he owed it all to good communication with the control tower.
He’s just lucky his six-year-old grandson was on duty that day.
Sarah Palin did a stand-up routine on the Tonight Show
Tuesday. They booked her for an interview and stand-up comedy.
After the psychiatric profession classifed narcissism as a disability
last week, Democrats are required to give her equal access.
Academy Award nominees were ordered not to thank anyone
during their acceptance speeches Sunday. It’s no secret why.
Hollywood is so liberal that it’s trying to convey the impression
that anything good that happens is caused by a government program.
Betty White was named to host Saturday Night Live this year
thanks to her hit Super Bowl ad. An eighty-eight-year-old woman
now delivers the young male demographic. NBC just annnounced that
in five years they are going to replace Jay Leno with Joan Rivers.
The Episcopal Church reunited with the Methodists in
England, triggering talks of reunification in the U.S. This would
split the Tea Party. Until now, they’ve had to spend all their time
fighting socialists, now the monarchists are coming over the hill.
President Obama underwent a virtual colonoscopy procedure
during his physical last week. Virtual colonoscopies don’t require
sedation but real colonoscopies do. The procedure is administered
by a gastroenterologist and occasionally by a choreographer.
Congressman Pete Stark declined to chair the Ways and Means
Committee Friday. He’s next in line but there’s too much old
videotape of him spewing anti-business and anti-war venom. He
could retire on the royalties from his Michael Moore movies alone.
Democratic Congressman Eric Massa of New York resigned
Thursday as allegations surfaced that he sexually harassed a young
male staffer. It’s not the first time this has happened. U.S. Congressmen
are always anxious to turn the page on this kind of scandal, but turning
the pages is what started the scandal in the first place.
President Obama went on America’s Most Wanted Saturday to
celebrate the series’ one-thousandth episode. It’s only right. For
ten years America’s Most Wanted has helped tracked down criminals
and Saturday’s show was devoted to Illinois politicians.
