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What does it take to be a meteorologist?

HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody?

President Trump was confronted by House Democrats back to work this week whose left wing is hell-bent to start committee probes intended to get rid of him. Michael Moore announced he’s is going on a hunger strike until Trump is impeached. Doctors have given him 35 years to live.

President Trump was ripped by CNN and social media all week over his hurricane forecast for Alabama a week before Dorian arrived. They won’t let it go. What progressives refuse to accept is that in America, if you’ve had sex with a woman named Stormy, it qualifies you to be a meteorologist.

India lost control of its moon lander on approach Saturday, causing the ship to crash into the moon. I’m betting that India was too proud to call the U.S. for tech support. So far, there’s no news of the 300 Indians who were clinging to the side of the lander as it crashed into the moon.

Joe Biden was ripped by the left for attending a fundraiser held by the founder of a fossil fuel company. It was just for the money. Joe Biden, Bernie and Liz Warren are all over 70 years old, and they are all opposed to fossil fuels, probably because they will be the first to become fossil fuel.

Delta Airlines became the first carrier to announce it will use facial recognition technology for passenger identification at Los Angeles Airport. This could cause chaos in the long run. LAX is used by people from Beverly Hills, who show up at the Delta gate with a new face every two years.

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