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‘Give a man a fish’

HOLLYWOOD – God bless America, and how’s everybody?

The Baltimore Sun reported Saturday that four Baltimore Orioles fans were kicked out of the team’s Camden Yard stadium on Friday night for unfurling a pro-Trump banner in the bleachers. There were no objections to the content of the banner. It just made it harder for rats to see the game.

Queen Elizabeth will host a ceremony Thursday saluting the incredibly brave soldiers, sailors and pilots who won World War II. An RAF veteran of the Battle of Britain died late Friday hours after he celebrated his 100th birthday. His grandson admits that hiring the stripper was a big mistake.

California shielded Kamala Harris’s record of prosecutions when she was attorney general to protect her from attack for being too tough on minorities. Kamala is half-black, half-Asian Indian. Her black side championed social justice but her Hindu side jailed more black men that Lincoln freed.

WalMarts are always a fun place for me to go whenever I’m out of L.A. and can find one. In most towns I’m a four or a five, but at a WalMart I’m a solid eight. Last year in Phoenix, when I made it through self-checkout without needing any assistance, they offered to make me district manager.

The Gilroy, El Paso and the Dayton shootings ran the year’s total of U.S. mass shootings into the hundreds Sunday while the left blamed it on Trump and the right blamed it on video games. The joke is on the Central American immigrants who came here looking for asylum. Welcome to the nuthouse.

The White House wants to require asylum seekers to apply in their home countries for U.S. asylum rather than at the border. It’s a presidential directive. The Trump Doctrine states that if you give a man a fish, you will feed him for a day, but if you deport that man, you don’t have to feed him at all.

The Supreme Court handed President Trump a victory, ruling he may spend $2 billion allocated to the Pentagon to build the wall. It was a bittersweet moment for one man. In prison, El Chapo felt so replaced when he read the headline, “Supreme Court delivers blow to border crossers.”

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