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Kim K’s big briefs

HOLLYWOOD – Thursday and God Bless America, and how’s everybody?

The Kentucky Derby is run on Saturday at Churchill Downs in Louisville, Kentucky. The race has some competition this year. As long as New England Patriots owner Bob Kraft has access to an Asian massage parlor, the Derby can’t be considered The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports

The American Academy of Dermatology published a list of skin cancer warning signs Tuesday while urging sun bathers to exercise caution this summer while sunbathing. The Irish, to protect their fair-skin from sunburn, have invented the world’s most effective sun block. They are called pubes.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians opened its season to the lowest opening night TV ratings in the history of the reality series set in Westside Los Angeles. However, this year’s plot line may be the talk of the town. Kim Kardashian is studying to be a lawyer so get ready for some really big briefs.

Chicago’s prosecutors face a possible special prosecutor themselves over how they handled the Jussie Smollett case. It’s a crazy city. Last week R. Kelly lost a civil lawsuit filed by a woman who claimed that the rap star sexually abused her withkinky sex acts, but hell, they met on pee-Harmony

Psychology Today reports narcissistic personality disorder is an epidemic among young adults in the United States today. I can tell you exactly where this disease came from. Los Angeles is the only place where people don’t think the cameras at traffic intersections take enough pictures of us

The Pentagon dispatched additional U.S. troops to the U.S.-Mexico border to back up the Border Patrol and aid in wall construction. Trans-border migration is all about supply and demand. If Mexico ever stopped sending drugs across the border, Americans would be the ones climbing the wall.

Barack and Michelle Obama released a list of the documentaries and dramas they’ll produce as part of their $100 million Netflix deal. They also got a $65 million book deal. It has to be so demoralizing for Democrats that even the Obamas are doing better under Trump.

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