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Never pick up a woman wearing a super super bowl ring

HOLLYWOOD – God bless America, and how’s everybody?

New Orleans hosted thousands of revelers for the Mardi Gras parades in the French Quarter Tuesday. Back at OU, my fraternity brothers and I loved to party in New Orleans and we learned a very important lesson about the French Quarter. Never pick up a woman wearing a Super Bowl ring.

Martha Stewart sold her culinary skills to a Canadian cannabis company last week, upgrading pot’s cachet. In West Hollywood, upscale Whole Foods grocery chain announced they may start offering marijuana products. It’s a sure indicator that weed will soon be more expensive than cocaine.

Stormy Daniels went onstage at the Joke Joint in Houston to perform stand-up comedy before customers paying thirty dollars a ticket last night. .I’m not surprised that Stormy is performing stand-up comedy, considering her show business resume. Over the years, she’s opened for everybody.

The Weather Channel reports a brutal Polar Vortex paralyzed the Midwest this week leaving people freezing in zero degree temperatures. The chill spared no one. Out on the presidential campaign trail, it was so cold in Iowa that Bernie Sanders’s teeth were chattering, on the night stand.

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