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Eleven extra points

HOLLYWOOD – God bless America, and how’s everybody?

The New England Patriots won another Super Bowl Sunday defeating the Los Angeles Rams 13-3. The media hates that the Patriots owner and quarterback are Trump supporters. Maybe that’s why CNN is reporting that Democrats just found eleven extra points for the Rams in Broward County.

Virginia Governor Ralph Northam refused calls to resign Monday over the blackface photo on his yearbook page. It’s ironic. Ralph Northam did admit that in 1984 he blackened his face to try to look like Michael Jackson, the same year Michael Jackson whitened his face to look like Ralph Northam.

President Trump delivered his State of the Union speech Tuesday and he called for nationwide unity to an America that’s bitterly divided by the two political parties. I voted last election and I’m not going to tell you if I’m a Socialist or a Racist. We should come together as a country and be both.

American Heritage published a poll of historians which ranked Abe Lincoln as our greatest president and Trump as the worst. I’d say that Trump reflects his era better than any of them. This could be the first year in history that the State of the Union was more exciting than the Super Bowl.

The Super Bowl telecast was hampered Sunday by low scoring and message ads. Commercials lectured us on civil rights, girl power, wind power, objectifying mermaids in the Me-Too era and the infallibility of the press. People who sat through the entire game ended the day with ten college credits.

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